SPOTS!

I want to talk about spots on clothing and peoples' attitude toward them. What's a spot not? It is not intentional. It is not planned. 

A spot on your shirt or other item of clothing is an accident. So! Why, when you're at a luncheon or a dinner party or a function of any kind does some clod walk right up to you and say accusingly, "You have a spot on your sleeve; or "you have a spot on your collar;" or as I heard at bridge the other day, "You have something that looks like dog puke on your jacket!"

Must we continuously be reminded that we are human and occasionally spill something on ourselves even unto the 8th generation?

I think next time you start to say something about a spot on somebody's clothing, you should take a little time and realize that that person will find that spot eventually and get rid of it all by themselves.....unless you expect them to rip out another item of clothing from their purse or pocket and change clothing right then and there.

I don't know about you, but I wear my spots proudly! I don't care if they do look like dog puke. :-)

Please do not politicize this commentary. :-) Thank you!