WHAT I'VE LEARNED IN 75 YEARS

If you're under 65 you wouldn't understand.

My memory is simply wonderful at 2:30 in the morning.  From 2:30 a.m. to 4:30 a.m, I remember old friends, old relatives, old songs...every name, every word, every incident.  Then I finally go back to sleep.   I get up at 8:00 in the morning, and I say "Jim!  Guess who I remembered last night!"  And he says, "Who?"  And I say, "I forgot!"
 Most people have no common sense whatsoever.

Liberals and Conservatives just want to yell at each other and call each other nasty names, they don't want to compromise on the issues.

We are lied to from Day One of our lives.  Everybody lies.